Fighting Fire With Fire

I think I get it. The world is facing several problems at once. But two of the biggies are Global Warming and the threat of Radical Islam. Global Warming is supposedly caused by too much Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, which absorbs the heat from the Sun and won't allow it to escape. This is what is known as The Greenhouse Effect. Radical Islam wants to take over the world, and they have threatened to use Nuclear Weapons to help them reach their goal. AHA!... So if we elect people who will be weak on Defense and allow the spread of Radical Islam, then we increase the chance of a Nuclear War. This will result in what is called 'Nuclear Winter', where the dust from many nuclear blasts would significantly reduce the amount of sunlight that reaches the surface of the earth. SO... if we're lucky, the effects of Nuclear Winter will offset the effects of Global Warming. If we're not... we can always blame George Bush.