Thar She Blows!

Kasatka the killer whale injured a trainer during a show at SeaWorld Adventure Park by grabbing his foot and pulling him underwater twice. Video The Killer whale later issued a lengthy statement apologizing for what was a "botched joke" and for saying “despicable” things to the trainer. The killer whale said that she has "battled the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse" The whale had apparently been up all night drinking with actor George Clooney. "I'm not a racist. That's what's so insane about this".