Where The Hell Is Matt?

So this guy traveled around the world taking video of himself dancing everywhere he went. When a gum company saw his first video, they PAID HIM to go do it again! The resulting videos ar some of the coolest things I've ever seen. Click Here to check it out Full Story Here

Yikes!

Another Milestone

"Will you still need me, Will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four?" Happy 64th Birthday Paul!

There's Gotta Be A Joke In Here Somewhere....

The Dixie Chicks are still making blondes look dumb. In this British newspaper story, they admit that they just don't get it. "The entire country may disagree with me, but I don't understand the necessity for patriotism," Maines resumes, through gritted teeth. "Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? You can like where you live and like your life, but as for loving the whole country… I don't see why people care about patriotism." So I guess it's NOT just about this particular President or about this particular war. These spoiled bitches just don't seem to like the fundamental things this country stands for. Even people in countries other than America will raise an eyebrow to this latest statement. I think she just stepped on their Dix again. And what's the big deal about 'Freedom' anyways? I get to say what I want and nobody puts me in a prison or cuts out my tongue.

"Mission Accomplished"... AGAIN!

Remember when George Bush said we'd get the bad guys "Dead or Alive"? He wasn't just talking outta his ass. John Kerry's short list of running mates just got shorter. Below is a sample of what happens to those who messed with the west. There's Uday, DEAD..., Qusay, DEAD..., Kalid... Saddam... and now Big Al Zarqawi, DEAD. They don't look so tough now, do they? I suspect it's time for Webster to re-think the definitions of the terms "Mastermind" and "Safe House". The President sends his condolences.

Payback's A Bitch

Michael Moore is being sued for Lieing. (Imagine that) Full Story Here "A double-amputee Iraq-war vet is suing Michael Moore for $85 million, claiming the portly peacenik recycled an old interview and used it out of context to make him appear anti-war in "Fahrenheit 9/11." I suppose when he loses his shirt in this lawsuit we'll be seeing him running around in sweat pants and needing a shave.

BOO YAH!

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed yesterday in Iraq when a US Warplane put two 500 pound bombs up his ass. This is a major blow to Al Quaeda and the liberal media in general. I'm sure they are going to claim that Bush knew where he was all along and only killed him now to take the spotlight off their new poster boy Lieutenant Ehren Watada. To make matters even worse, the USS Cole has been repaired, refitted and is on its way BACK to the middle east today.

I Love The Smell Of Moron In The Morning...

I predict you'll be seeing this guy standing next to John Kerry and John Murtha before the next election. "Tomorrow, Wednesday, June 7th U.S. Army First Lieutenant Ehren Watada will become the first commissioned officer to refuse deployment to the unlawful Iraq war and occupation. He will announce his intention to disobey the illegal order to deploy to Iraq in coordinated press conferences in Tacoma, Washington and Honolulu, Hawaii." Remember when those whiners were all saying that Iraq was "just like Vietnam"? Apparently what they meant is they were going to protest just like they did during Vietnam. I'm sure they will be burning their non-existant Draft Cards or throwing their medals (or was it ribbons?) over the White House fence soon.