Thar She Blows!

Kasatka the killer whale injured a trainer during a show at SeaWorld Adventure Park by grabbing his foot and pulling him underwater twice. Video The Killer whale later issued a lengthy statement apologizing for what was a "botched joke" and for saying “despicable” things to the trainer. The killer whale said that she has "battled the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse" The whale had apparently been up all night drinking with actor George Clooney. "I'm not a racist. That's what's so insane about this".

Twins

It appears that many celebrities have been possessed and are no longer responsible for their own actions or for what they say. Such a Deal! Just like The Son Of Sam was ordered to kill by a 'demon dog', celebrities like Mel Gibson and Michael Richards are driven to spew racial insults because of booze or anger. The latest victim is Danny Devito who appeared on ABC's "The View" to bash the President and generally show himself for the ass he really is. Now he's using a combination of both the 'Booze' AND 'Demon Dog' excuses. "DeVito said he'd been drinking with George Clooney the night before" I guess Flip Wilson was just ahead of his time when he would say "The Devil made me do it". But at least he was funny.

Think He'll Go Eat Worms?

A new poll says nobody likes John Kerry. He finished dead last in a poll released on Monday on the "likability" of 20 top American political figures.- Story "This is bad bad news for Kerry," said Peter Brown, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute in Hamden, Connecticut, which conducted the survey. "Americans know who he is, and have pretty much decided they don't like him." In the current poll, former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, a Republican, ranked first with a mean score of 64.2, followed by Democratic Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois, 58.8, and McCain, 57.7. All three are potential presidential candidates. So, "America's Mayor", Rudy Giuliani is #1 because EVERYBODY knows who he is and what he did following the attacks of Sept. 11th. And this Obama dude comes in at #2 because NOBODY had ever heard of him and he hasn't done a damn thing that anybody knows of. So let's all bet the farm and vote for THAT guy for President in 2008. Who Is Obama? Go Eat Worms

So, What's Your Point?

Cheney's office denies he's in Iraq BAGHDAD (Reuters) U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's office on Thursday denied reports he was in Iraq for a previously unannounced visit to celebrate the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday with U.S. troops. Asked whether Cheney was in Baghdad or anywhere else in Iraq, the U.S. military said it was "unaware of any information of the vice president being in Baghdad." So, why is this even considered 'News'? The MSM is still pissed that Cheney won't play ball with them. He stiffed them on the hunting accident story, and he now refuses to let them set him up for assassination when he goes out of his way, and possibly into harm's way, to support the troops on Thanksgiving. I'll bet if he DID let them know about this trip beforehand, they'd spin it into a story about how he's being an attention whore, or how he's trying to "distract the American public from this administration's failed policies"... Blah Blah Blah... But this is why I love Dick Cheney. While he and I both respect Freedom of Speech and the rights of others to have opinions that differ from ours, we also believe those same rights apply to us as well. But if you DON'T agree that we're entitled to our opinion too... then you can Go F**K yourself.

Diary Of A Madman

"Hey kids... did I ever show you my Ozzy Osbourne impression?..." Happy Thanksgiving! Link

Charlie Don't Surf !

DEMOCRAT Rep. Charles "Charlie" Rangel said he wants to bring back 'The Draft' yesterday. Michelle Malkin's post today has several links to when the Democrats used this very issue to try and scare younger voters into voting against the re-election of George W. Bush in 2004. She recalls (with links) when people like Max Cleland, Howard Dean and John Kerry, as well as left-leaning media sources like NBC, CBS and even MTV used the threat of "Bush's Draft" in an attempt to mislead voters. "The horror... the horror... "

Fortunate Sons

The Democrats would like the world to forget that THEY were calling for a war with Iraq before they decided to re-write history and claim that it was only Bush who lied. Don't believe me?... then watch the freak'n video! But ever since they all flip flopped on the war, they've been trying to convince us that the war in Iraq is "just like Viet Nam". So in an effort to prove that point, Rep. Charles Rangel D-N.Y. today said he will introduce legislation to reinstate the military draft, asserting that current troop levels are insufficient to sustain possible challenges against Iran, North Korea and Iraq. - story "If we're going to challenge Iran and challenge North Korea and then, as some people have asked, to send more troops to Iraq, we can't do that without a draft," Rangel said. "There's no question in my mind that this president and this administration would never have invaded Iraq, especially on the flimsy evidence that was presented to the Congress, if indeed we had a draft and members of Congress and the administration thought that their kids from their communities would be placed in harm's way," I guess Charlie doesn't realize there ARE members of Congress with children in the Military, and there are fighting men and women from nearly EVERY community in the country already serving... as VOLUNTEERS. But the beauty of this idea is that the liberal voters were all so convinced it was President Bush that was going to reinstate the Draft. HA!... Suckers! My son joined the Washington ARMY National Guard at 17 years old, when he was a junior in High School. BEFORE we were attacked on September 11th, 2001. He's already served a year in Iraq with the 81st BCT and is about to complete his time in the service of his country. But what about YOUR sons?... Who did YOU vote for?...

Where's Waldo?

He's probably trying to brainwash your kids! According to this story, some teacher in North Carolina assigned a word search puzzle for his students that had answers like "destroy America" and "Allah help destroy this body of evil making humanity miserable." Is it just me, or is the world going to Hell in a hand basket?

Let The Games Begin!

Nancy Pelosi was elected Speaker of the House by the newly elected Democratic Congress. This should be the really BIG story, since she is the first woman ever to be chosen for that position. If the next President and Vice President were to die in some mysterious way, then SHE would be President of the United States. DOH! You suppose Hillary is sweat'n right about now? But the BIGGER story is that her hand-picked successor as the Democratic party leader, John Murtha, was soundly beat out of that position (149 votes to 86) by Rep. Steny Hoyer. So it looks like Murtha will be redeployed to Okinawa, or at least to the 'little kids table' with John Kerry, for Thanksgiving dinner.

But... I Called Shotgun!

According to this story by UPI, John Kerry was apparently told to quit hanging around with the new 'Cool Kids' yesterday. The look on his face in the background of this photo is priceless! WASHINGTON, Nov. 15 (UPI) -- U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer appeared to kick Sen. John Kerry out of a Democratic leadership walk in Washington, a reporter who witnessed the event said. An ABC News reporter said the incident occurred Tuesday outside of the Old Senate Chamber as members of the new Democratic leadership, of which Kerry is not a part, left the chamber en route to the Ohio Clock Corridor to discuss leadership elections, the incoming majority's agenda and Iraq. The ABC reporter said Kerry left the room behind Democratic Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev.; Whip Dick Durbin, D-Ill.; Caucus Secretary Patty Murray, D-Wash.; and Caucus Vice-Chair Schumer, D-N.Y. However, when Schumer noticed Kerry, D-N.Y., walking behind him, he turned and said something to the Massachusetts senator that caused him to stop. Kerry waited for the Democratic leaders to walk ahead and then ducked between two statues. The ABC reporter speculated that Schumer may have told Kerry to stay clear of the leadership shot. My guess is Schumer's Mom got a phone call from Theresa last night.

Who Lied?

How long until this video, and any trace of its content, goes missing from the record, and from memory. Google has taken over YouTube. The revision of history has already begun. CLICK HERE Or Here to watch it now! Before it's gone. Hat Tip - BLACKFIVE

Any Day Now

There is a trial going on in Indonesia concerning some (Warning: Profiling Alert!) Muslims. Beheaded girls were Ramadan 'trophies' "The attackers cleanly beheaded three of the students but a fourth, Noviana Malewa, escaped after a struggle and ran away screaming. Her attackers gave chase but were unable to catch her. The bodies, dressed in school uniform, were left by the roadside near the execution site, but the heads were carried in a backpack..." How long until we hear of something like this happening in THIS country? Hat Tip - Powerline

Well, Alrighty Then...

So.... I was trying to defend my personal opinion of the Democratic takeover of the House and Senate, and I tried using a metaphor that I was "concerned for people that would burn down their (our) house because you saw a bug." When the other guy replied: "...and I might prefer to visualize a hideous scaly green dragon with a lance run through its heart by a brave and beautiful Queen Nancy Pelosi on her white shining unicorn. - Link I rest my case.

Anybody But Murtha

Politics makes strange bedfellows. NO... I'm not talking about Bill Clinton. But the fact that incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has already offered her support to John Murtha as Majority Leader, may yet cause a few back room deals to be made. That's why they call it 'politics'. To make it easier to understand for all you people who voted 'Democrat'... It's a lot like "Big Brother" or "Survivor", only without as much cleavage. Rich Galen points out that Pelosi's plan to reward Murtha could yet be torpedoed. Especially if the Republicans form an 'alliance' with the Dems who don't trust either Murtha or Pelosi, and they vote his ass 'off the island'. Read Rich Galen's Column Here.

We're All Screwed

I tried to find a 'silver lining' in the Democrats taking over the House and Senate, but the best I could do was think "maybe they aren't really as stupid as I thought". But then I read that the future House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has endorsed Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) for Majority Leader. "Your strong voice for national security, the war on terror and Iraq provides genuine leadership for our party, and I count on you to continue to lead on these vital issues," Pelosi wrote Murtha Sunday in a letter obtained by The Hill. "For this and for all you have done for Democrats in the past and especially this last year, I am pleased to support your candidacy for majority leader for the 110th Congress." ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Fighting Fire With Fire

I think I get it. The world is facing several problems at once. But two of the biggies are Global Warming and the threat of Radical Islam. Global Warming is supposedly caused by too much Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, which absorbs the heat from the Sun and won't allow it to escape. This is what is known as The Greenhouse Effect. Radical Islam wants to take over the world, and they have threatened to use Nuclear Weapons to help them reach their goal. AHA!... So if we elect people who will be weak on Defense and allow the spread of Radical Islam, then we increase the chance of a Nuclear War. This will result in what is called 'Nuclear Winter', where the dust from many nuclear blasts would significantly reduce the amount of sunlight that reaches the surface of the earth. SO... if we're lucky, the effects of Nuclear Winter will offset the effects of Global Warming. If we're not... we can always blame George Bush.

I Feel A Draft

Uncle Jimbo of BLACKFIVE is proposing the creation of a National Service Draft for all Americans between the ages of 18 and 21, so they may enjoy the "feeling of ownership and accomplishment" that comes from actually earning the right to bitch. "This would eliminate a major divide on our country today between those who have a personal stake in it and those who are possuming a ride on their backs." - MORE I'm with Jimbo on this. If young people are busy helping fix the problems in this country, they have less time for gang banging, loafing or whatever they do in between happy meals.

Veterans Day

Today is Veterans Day. A day to remember those brave men and women who have served to defend our country and our way of life. Michelle Malkin has a moving tribute HERE. Including the story of another Medal of Honor recipient, Douglas A. Munro, Signalman First Class, U.S. Coast Guard, of Cle Elum, Washington. Munro is the only member of the United States Coast Guard to ever receive that honor. Do yourself a favor and read the story of this brave man. Always remember Douglas Munro, Signalman First Class, Marine Cpl. Jason Dunham, and countless others who have fought for our Freedoms that we all take for granted far too often. We owe them all a debt of graditude.

A True Hero

"I want to make sure everyone makes it home alive. I want to be sure you go home to your wife alive." President Bush announced today that the Medal of Honor, the nation's highest military decoration, will be awarded posthumously to Marine Cpl. Jason Dunham. "As long as we have Marines like Corporal Dunham, America will never fear for her liberty," Bush said. In April 2004, Cpl. Dunham threw himself on top of a grenade in Iraq to save his fellow Marines. Dunham's story was told in the book "The Gift of Valor," written by Wall Street Journal reporter Michael Phillips. Today was also Jason's birthday. He would have been 25 years old. More of Jason's story CNN Story Hat Tip BLACKFIVE

OOOPS!...

The Democrats got their wish when the people voted to give them control of the Senate and the Congress, supposedly to change the way we are waging the "situation" in Iraq. "More than half of voters said they disapproved of the war in Iraq, wanted troops to start coming home and didn't think the war has improved security in the United States, according to exit polls conducted Tuesday for The Associated Press and the television networks. Those most unhappy with the war helped put Democrats in control of Congress." America's enemies in the Middle East are dancing in the streets because THEY won a victory in OUR mid-term election. The voters in Michigan elected a Muslim and open supporter of Hezbollah as Judge. Heck!,.. the state of Minnesota even elected a Muslim to congress, and his supporters were heard to shout “Allahu Akbar!” at his victory celebration. We've pulled the covers of Liberalism over our heads so nobody can find us. So now the bad men should all go away and leave us alone, right?.... WRONG-OH!.. Donkey Breath! Hamas is now calling for attacks right here in the land of weenies. And just today there is a report that the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq vowed that his fighters would never rest until they have reached Jerusalem and destroyed the White House. But don't expect President Bush or Donald Rumsfeld to save us now. Rummy is out, and according to Jack cut-n-run Murtha, the President has no power anymore. "Listen, this is not a dictatorship. The President can say all he wants to. The President has, has no power. The President is a, a perception of power. And he’s lost that power in this election." So I'm glad I chose to 'head for the hills' years ago. As for the rest of you people... you're screwed. Hat Tips To LGF

Hook, Line and Sinker

The 2006 election is over and the Liberals have taken over. So finally President Bush can reveal his 'Exit Strategery' for Iraq. "The ball's in YOUR court now, suckers!" Donald Rumsfeld stepped down as Secretary of Defense in a pre-emptive move. So that pretty much submarines the Dem's 'necktie party' for this weekend. And it's too late to send back all that rope they ordered from Mobs R Us. Rumsfeld is being replaced by former CIA director Robert Gates. But it will be at least two years before the Dem's let Gates through the confirmation hearings, and by then Bush is home free. So now the Democrats have two years where they had better keep the economy an employment up, and both have nowhere to go from here but down. They have to get more 'boots on the ground' to clean up that mess in Iraq they all voted for. That probably means re-instating THE DRAFT. Not to mention they have only until next Thursday to sign the Kyoto Accord and stop Global Warming in its tracks. Their plate is FULL, baby!... I would hate to be in their shoes. Two years... Two years and they don't even have a plan yet. Then who will they have to blame? The Republicans who got the boot last night were the worst we had. Nobody is going to miss them. They were an Albatross about the neck of the GOP and would have made it much more difficult to get a Republican elected President in 2008. So let the Dem's think they won last night. Let them eat, drink and be merry. The GOP has just been purged of any dead weight and cancer of corruption that could bite them in the ass down the road. But the Democrats still have people like Kennedy, Gore, Dean, and Kerry to keep looking foolish and grabbing the headlines for the next two years. Party On, Dudes!

<--- I'm With Stupid --->

Maybe John Kerry can be of some use afterall. From: BLACKFIVE "I'm a cadet at West Point, and tonight at our game against the Air Force Academy, a big sign emerged, and it was shown to the Corps of Cadets, who cheered wildly, and then shown to the Air Force cadets, who also cheered." Let's make the rest of the Democrats pay for allowing this turd to be a member of their party. Vote for somebody other than a Democrat, and maybe they will get the message and clean their own house. Ya think?.... Nah!

Glory Days

Although they keep making a big stink about constitutional privacy rights, especially when it comes to the 'rights' of terrorists who want to kill us... Just like in those third world dictatorships, the Democrats are watching you! They plan to send an army of rat-fink spys out to video tape you while you cast your 'secret' ballot in Tuesday's election. Their catch phrase is: "The Whole World is Watching". How appropriate that they stole yet another catchy slogan from the 1960's, when John Kerry was in his formative years, collecting purple hearts and filming himself being all macho in Viet Nam. Of course, they conveniently forget to mention it was the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago where people were beaten up by the police that this phrase came from.

The Kerry Hokey Pokey

He meant what he said... BEFORE he took it back. John Kerry apparently LIED when he said he was sorry for insulting the troops. Because now his official website, www.johnkerry.com, features a column from the Seattle P.I. that says he was RIGHT to say what he did. "Was Kerry making fun of the president, or warning students against the pitfalls awaiting the undereducated in general? It doesn't matter. Kerry was right either way." This guy has taken flip-flopping to a whole new level.

Six Degrees Of Bodie Specter

Michelle Malkin is all over this. She lists D.F. (Dave) Oliveria of the Spokesman-Review and Huckleberries Online, as a friend of hers. So do I. (Check the right hand column listing under "Friends of Huckleberries") Michelle posted the above photo by Jesse Tinsley of the Spokesman-Review, of Vice President Dick Cheney signing that National Guard poster last night at the Empire Air hanger in CDA. "Oh Yeah, Baby!.. I'm Blogg'n with the Big Dogs"

Sit On This And SPIN

Just as I predicted below, the bus driver didn't get fired for "unprofessional conduct" when she gave Bush the finger in front of the students on her bus. Oh, Noooo! She got canned because some ravenous right-wing nut-job conservative went after her in a personal vendetta. Then he lied to everyone about when he did it. And then he even bragged about it. SEATTLE (AP) - U.S. Rep. Dave Reichert bragged at a Republican Party picnic last summer that the day after a school bus driver flipped off President Bush, he called the district's superintendent, leaving picnic-goers with the impression that he was responsible for getting the driver fired. So, does that mean it's NOT her fault? If somebody from the Dallas Police Dept. told the story of arresting Lee Harvey Oswald at a picnic, then "bragged" about getting him the same day he shot and killed President Kennedy... does that let Oswald off the hook? My God!.. This is a far, far different world than I grew up in. And just for the record...I don't blame Bush!

Global Warming! Aaaaargghhhh!!!

Here's your proof, you BusHitler, Earth-Killing, Climate Screwer-Uppers! This iceberg is obviously melting! If left unchecked, this constant drip-drip-drip will become a raging torrent that could flood cities that stupid people build below sea level. At the very least, it will keep you up all night or make you have to pee. According to the Associated Press, who is never biased, the U.N. says "there is 35.4 percent more carbon dioxide since the late 18th century". They probably know this because 18th century weather satellites detected far less Carbon Dioxide and were just as advanced and accurate as todays detectors. "Scientists say that carbon dioxide and other gases primarily from fossil fuel-burning trap heat in the atmosphere and have warmed the Earth's surface an average 1 degree in the past century." So if my calculations are correct, in another 100 years I may have to unbutton my jacket to survive the intense heat when the temperature hits 28 degrees F. "Water vapor is the most common greenhouse gas, followed by CO2, N2O — produced by natural sources as well as fertilizers, tree burning and industry — and methane" If we could only get rid of that nasty water vapor.... Hmmmm? How 'bout we ban clouds? We could do something about the methane if somebody sent Al Gore some Beano. Al Gore learned all about Global Warming from his pals Art Bell and Whitley (aliens shoved a probe up my ass) Strieber. Of course, this could all have been avoided if only Bush had signed the Kyoto Accord (that bastard). "In the United States, source of two-fifths of the industrialized world's greenhouse gases, emissions grew by 1.3 percent in that period, and by almost 16 percent between 1990 and 2004, the U.N. said." So, not only did Bush screw up the entire world's climate since he stole the election from Al Gore in 2000, but he somehow managed to start screwing it up for the 10 years prior to becoming President. But maybe if those A.P. photographers weren't burning all that fossil fuel driving up to the arctic circle to photograph melting ice... I'm sure the video would have been riveting! Excuse me... But I gotta pee. LINK: An Inconvenient Spoof

M'Moo Mow Mow

Everybody knows that the bird IS the word. School bus driver appeals firing for "flipping off" President Bush "According to Issaquah School District officials, the incident happened when a district school bus stopped for the president's motorcade while returning from a field trip in Seattle. As the president waved to the school children from his limousine, the bus driver made an obscene gesture, said Sara Niegowski, a spokeswoman for the district." So now the bus driver has filed a union grievance for wrongful termination. Of course this HAS to be all Bush's fault. No way is she going to take any responsibility for her own stupidity. "But the district had been informed by other staff the same day it happened, Niegowski said. It investigated and found evidence pointing to "unprofessional conduct" from the driver." "This was part of a pattern of behavior with this particular bus driver, not an isolated incident." When will these people learn that there are consequences for their actions? If you slander your President while in a foreign country, people may not buy your records.. or watch your movies. And if you make obscene gestures in full view of the students you are being paid to supervise, you just might get your ass fired. That's the chance you take, Bitch!

The Troops Respond

It looks like Senator John Kerry's comments about the education level of our troops in Iraq got their attention. So who's more stupid? The troops who stepped up to defend Freedom?.. Or the guy who keeps pissing them off? UPDATE: Kerry Apologizes I guess he saw the above photo. I refused to apologize to anyone... before I apologize to the troops